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英語幽默小笑話:No matter

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  No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother-then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: "Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her" "So,"asked the friend,"what happened?" "Nothing,"said the young man."My father hates her!"
  無論帶哪一個女孩回家,這位青年人總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說: "找一個和你母親一樣的女孩--那她一定會喜歡她。" 于是這位青年人不停地找啊找,終于找到了這么個女孩。 正像你說的那樣,我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮,甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。也正像你說的那樣,我母親喜歡她。" "那后來呢?"朋友問。 "沒什么,"青年人說。"我父親討厭她!"

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